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Comments for 'The Lost Platoon- Chapter 1- All Alone'



Ronnie
12:01 am | November 30, -0001
Chapter 1 was definitely better than the first part, there were much less mistakes. Your Plotline makes much more sense now, I'm looking forward to the next part.

Ronnie
Slit Throat
12:01 am | November 30, -0001
Hey, you spelled the title right! It was much, much better than the first one.
Mastergrunt
12:01 am | November 30, -0001
Better this time much better but the Truth and Reconciliation was destroyed by the one liteunant in Halo: The Flood.
Helljumper
12:01 am | November 30, -0001
Yea Mastergrunt is right, try another plot.

ODST
Jessica
12:01 am | November 30, -0001
It was much better than the first one...and yea, maybe you should try a new plot...i'm not telling you to, but i'm suggesting. heh ^.^

Jess
spanish spartan
12:01 am | November 30, -0001
FUCK YOU JESSICA. I HATE YOU. GO GOET PREGNANT OR BAKE A BROWNIE. YOU BITCH
Helljumper
12:01 am | November 30, -0001
Spanish Spartan that was so sad.

ODST
CoLd BlooDed
12:01 am | November 30, -0001
Spanish Spartan? Are you a desperate loner who likes to sit in their basement on their computer? Flaming people for no good reason?

I'm assuming this is all correct.
The NEW Zak
12:01 am | November 30, -0001
*cough-Troll-cough*
The NEW Zak
12:01 am | November 30, -0001
That was probably the saddest attempt at a flaming I've seen so far...
Nick Kang
12:01 am | November 30, -0001
Here comes another sad attempt at flaming:

SPANISH SPARTAN YOU SOB! WHAT YOU GOT AGAINST PEOPLE ANYWAY? GO GET PREGNANT OR BAKE A BROWNIE. YOU BITCH

And the story was waaaayyyy better than the first one, although it still has some kinks to work out.

NK
Ronnie
12:01 am | November 30, -0001
Hey, Could anyone explain exactly why the "Truth & Reconciliation" was destroyed? The entire book lost me.
anonamous
12:01 am | November 30, -0001
dont worry. spanish spartan probably lives in his moms basement and does nothing but play star wars all day
CoLd BlooDed
12:01 am | November 30, -0001
Ronnie - McKay threw a grenade at some vital part of the ship, causing it to explode.

That's at least what I got out of it. lol
Wiley
12:01 am | November 30, -0001
Spanish spartan is Bleed Out...


7/10
Jessica
12:01 am | November 30, -0001
Hey, just because i CAN get pregnant if i wanted to, and you CAN'T Impregnate anybody, doesn't mean you have to take your anger out on people on HBO...Btw, i bake good brownies...^.^

JeSsI-kInS ^.^
Jessica
12:01 am | November 30, -0001
Mayne he is Wiley...Maybe he is...but still, what does he have against me? It's not like i killed his parents or something...^.^

JeSsI-kInS ^.^
CoLd BlooDed
12:01 am | November 30, -0001
Or... or did you? :O

Just joking. But I've got my eye on you.
Dave Luck
12:01 am | November 30, -0001
'Sexist Spartan' strikes agian. Heck, you're defacing the name 'Spartan'

Kelly and Linda are both women. And what did they do? They kicked ass accross the galaxy, and didn't waste their lives sitting at home with children like you.

And besides, what the hell are you, and what the hell is causing you to say such nasty things? Some 'Machismo' Thing?

Sheesh. Welcome to Canada and America, where Equality between both sexes is dominant.

Because this is only pixels and 1's and 0's, I can't hurl a hammer or a sharp hand-tool through the air at you. But don't be so smug. You've made some enemies here, sexist spartan. One more outburst from you, and I'm sure the regulars would be all too happy to see a n00b like you banned and deleted.

- Dave.

P.S - If you are banned, don't break down and blubber. Nobody will hear your cries of anguish after what you did to them.

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P.S (This is directed toward anyone sexist spartan has insulted) - Don't worry about him. If he makes another rude remark, I'm sure Wu will ban him permanently.

P.S (This is directed toward the entity known as 'Jessica') - Terribly sorry about him. I have been bullied before because of other reasons, and I know what it is like to be bullied. Rest assured, that on Bungie, you've got one true, honest ally. If this person dares to show his face, I will do what I can to ensure justice is done. I am not a lawkeeper, and I don't pretend to be one. I'm merely a guy with a free spirit and a good heart. Oh, and to tell you the truth, it's good that at least someone knows how to cook. Last time I tried cooking something, it was ruined. I guess I shouldn't have been using a blowtorch to broil potatoes. Maybe I shouldn't be using machine tools.

- Dave.
Jessica
12:01 am | November 30, -0001
^.^, Whoa Dave, it's either you have an incredible amount of time to post on HBO, or you're one hell of a fast typer...lol

JeSsI-kInS ^.^
CoLd BlooDed
12:01 am | November 30, -0001
Although I've never been bullied... I've already decided to stick with Jessica on this one. :D
Nick Kang
12:01 am | November 30, -0001
lol, Cooking with a blow torch...hey, I should try that sometime. *Laughs maniacly*

Now, for my coup d'grace (sp?)

Spanish Spartan is a fag who likes to make fun of people because of issues that he hasn't worked out yet, and never will work out, since he lacks the mental capacity to play a xylophone. When he dies, the world will be a slightly better place, although it won't stop our society from sinking into hell. When he grows up, Sexist Spartan will live in a trailer and sit in front of a computer screen that hasn't yet been hooked up to the computer and wonder how to turn it on. Although he has the basic IQ of a shovel, SS has somehow managed how to spell the words 'idiot' and 'fag'.

NK
spanish spartan
12:01 am | November 30, -0001
Shut up fool! I am the ruler of this site! BOW BEFORE ME!
Nick Kang
12:01 am | November 30, -0001
Wow that was pathetic. Next time you want to sexually and emotioanlly insult people, make sure you can actually come up with a good comeback when people flame you.

NK
Dave Luck
12:01 am | November 30, -0001
I shall never bow before a n00b like you! Never!

Jessica, yes, you are right. I don't have a hunk of time to type, I just type real fast. I also read real fast, as well. Just type as fast as you can talk normally, and you're there. It's not much, I know, but it's enough to suit my purposes.

And Nick, I'd warn you about broiling Potatoes with an Oxy-Acetaline Welder. It will melt the cooking pot as well. I'd also warn you that an aluminum pot will oxydize real fast under the heat. Save yourself the potatoes and the cooking pot. And no, don't try cooking hamburgers with a welding torch either. Your hamburgers will disappear faster than you can blink. But yes, it does cook instantly. If not, it burns. Don't use a Welder on anything but ungalvanized steel. Though, yeah, I did plan to use it to pull taffy. Fortunately, there's the propane torch for that. But really, a propane torch is a child's toy compared to an industrial-grade welder. It can only melt lead. Still, I used it to make creme-brule once. (Custard with suguar melted on top.)


Okay, now to S.S

Fine, mr. S.S, If you're going to be an asshole, we'll get right back at you. Nick, and Jess, Back me up.

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The content below is directed at S.S

You suck, S.S. Well, I bet you could suck a basketball through a garden hose!

And how tall are you anyway? I don't care how tall you are, if you can reach a computer, I didn't know they stacked worthless shit that high!

And besides, what the hell are you doing here with a cork shoved in your ass? If you're going to have a cork shoved up somewhere, shove it in your mouth, and let the shit come out where it's supposed to.

If you're going to put your foot where your mouth is, brush with Doctor Scholl's toothpaste! Oh, I forgot, you already do - except you've lost the brush in your anal cavity, and the paste is between your toes.

I've been more intimidated by pathetic card tricks than your desperate attempts at flaming, S.S.

You're so sexist that you vote for the Fib-eral Liberals, because you evidently want a same-sex marriage. And you're going to be going up to the preacher, alone, giving yourself your own ring. Same-sex, same person.

In fact, I think you're evidently with some fascist takeover, because your face is so ugly. Fascist face? Got it?

Politically incorrect, no? Well, I'll say you are politcally incorrect. Incorrect is the word, especially what goes on in that rumpled grayish blob in your brain, that can't even think of a rebuttal. (Comeback)

You need some improvements in your appearance. I'll use the high-energy laser-welder to remove any blemishes. I guess that means your whole head.

Eat that. Oh, I bet you could eat your own skin after reading this. Eat hot death. Eat green flames from the welding torch. I will purge you with fire.

- Dave.
Awacar
12:01 am | November 30, -0001
Wonder if spanish erm... what to say... removed the scissors while he was making his own new haircut... and replaced them with a plasma sword. That's the only way spanish spartan can have got so... "spanish spartan-ish", he made a bad cut...

btw, SS, grab the brain-leaking chopped-off shit-filled skull out of your ass, and put it back at your head. No worries, it cannot get worse than before.
Awacar
12:01 am | November 30, -0001
Also, I will bow before you. *bows* *picks up shotgun at the feet of ss* *lets my emotions decide my actions*
Nick Kang
12:01 am | November 30, -0001
I've always had a taste for burnt food.

NK
Bleed Out
12:01 am | November 30, -0001
Well I honestly have no Idea of this Spanish Spartan that apparently sits in his basement and bakes crappy brownies, but be sure of it that i am not him.
ThatOneGuy
12:01 am | November 30, -0001
It was ok. I give it ***1/2 stars out of 4.
Nick Kang
12:01 am | November 30, -0001
Lemme tellya something, Bleed Out. Wiley traces IP trails(I have no idea how). He was behind the discovery of GPD and Chi-Town Representing, as well as the secret identity of twinkie, though that one was quite obvious.

NK
Bleed Out
12:01 am | November 30, -0001
Well good for him but I'm still not this spanish spartan.
The NEW Zak
12:01 am | November 30, -0001
Waddya mean? twinkie was twinkie, there was no mystery behind that.


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