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Comments for 'Ascendant Part VIII'



Arch
1:01 pm | August 15, 2002
*whips out crown and puts on head* all hail king Arch, master of the northern lands! feel the wrath of the beaver and moose!
Spartan415
4:46 pm | August 12, 2002
oh there goes my arm.....in the mouth of a beaver......taking it to his babies...(mouth starts to foam.
saturn
7:03 pm | August 3, 2002
ah hem, excuse me. i need some sleep.
Nike
5:47 pm | August 3, 2002
*in a mad voice* WOULD ALL OF YOU SHUT YOUR FACES! YOU ALL ARE MAKING NO FREAKING SENSE! *regains comporsure and speaks in calm voice* Very good, Arch. Keep it up.
saturn
4:01 am | August 3, 2002
It bit me! I got rabies! Medic!!!!(moments later) get this man some morphine and plasma stat, hopefully amputation will not be necessary.
Knightmare Wolf
3:30 am | August 3, 2002
Is that really neccessary? OH SHIT HERE THEY COME! *Sqeals in the distaance and thrumming of many pawed feet* "Oh god, GET IT OFF Oh god, oh god, GET IT OFF!"
Arch
10:10 pm | August 2, 2002
Knightmare, my friend, prepare to unleash the greatest of Canadian weapons: THE RABID BEAVERS!!
saturn
9:05 pm | August 2, 2002
you people can;t mess with real hobo artillery, my fart
Knightmare Wolf
6:14 pm | August 1, 2002
Yes but the incredibly ancient forerunner battle cruiser is no match for...THE FLY SWATTER OF DOOM! ........Or is it?.....Naw.
Arch
2:15 pm | August 1, 2002
Aww, shut up. I can still frag you all with my incredible Ancient Forerunner Battlecruiser, remember?
saturn
9:48 pm | July 31, 2002
EMP? we'll i have no circutry to disable so i guess noone is gonna terminate my program.
Brigad of Marines
8:36 pm | July 31, 2002
Arch, EMP wink wink nugde nudge
Spartan415
3:48 pm | July 31, 2002
maybe i'll send my Boom-blaster 5000. its a little rusted plus i was thinking of getting a paint job for it.
saturn
10:39 pm | July 30, 2002
the ship's just gettin a paint-job along with my telly-tubbie-obliterizer 3000.
Knightmare Wolf
6:43 pm | July 30, 2002
Damn, I gotta remember to hide it better!
Spartan415
3:11 pm | July 30, 2002
actually yes. I saw your death cruiser and it was in the garbage dump last week.
Knightmare Wolf
1:24 am | July 30, 2002
I'll do that! *In evil sibling quarrel tone* Say it again and i'm coming after you with my "Oversized death dealing covenant cruiser of death." Any questions?"No."Good.
Spartan415
8:51 pm | July 29, 2002
great addition. and good idea on the halo disc at the end i like that but wouldn't it be kinda big. and its a videogame, not a audio cd. but that doesn't matter really just me thinking. and knightmare keep your AI in there it might have an influence on you.
Knightmare
7:39 pm | July 28, 2002
I was kind of amazed myself, but then I realized that it was the AI in my brain, not me
Arch
3:23 pm | July 28, 2002
You can think, Knightmare? lol. Thanks guys. Much appreciated.
Knightmare Wolf
3:38 am | July 28, 2002
And if someone says something is the best they actually mean it, although "best" can often change! (King of like moods) in mere instants. and just to add something, even if santa really does exist he sure as hell never gives me any presents...
Knightmare Wolf
3:34 am | July 28, 2002
lol, the HALO song part gave me a little laugh. And sat, why would we be POLITE, if you know me correctly (Of that I have severe doubts) you know that if something totally sucks i'll scream at arch for it, as would everyone else! (I um.. Think.)
saturn
1:10 am | July 28, 2002
Halo, 2550's classical music. Remember boys and girls that Arch points out an important thing: the bridge controls oxygen, temperature, and regulates some other stuff. the bridge is important, too bad the normal people died. Very good Chris, this rivals shadow's work but I guess you can't say that yourself, it would sound dishonorable to brag about yourself. Therefore, i will brag for you and say your's is one of the best, and im not saying it to be polite either like those other TERRANS. LA hobos mean what they say.
Sarge
6:39 pm | July 27, 2002
Better looks like you took more time.


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