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After Reach Parts 6-9
Posted By: Foyez Khader
Date: 6 December 2002, 1:42 am


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FEELING RIGHT AS RAIN

The Master Chief while being escorted by two nurses, makes his way towards the medic bay, "Master Chief reporting for medic ma am", and then everyone at the medic bay stops to look him, some of the nurses drop the equipment, even the injured marines sit to take a look at this warrior, then the head physician comes in after checking up on one of the marines, and orders everyone to get back to the duty, soon afterwards everyone back to business of helping heal others, the physician then walks forward and is startled by the size of the Master Chief, The Master Chief gives a salute to the physician, the doctor then puts her hand forward, the Master Chief looked at her hands for a few seconds, he remembered that only one other woman did that to him Dr Halsey, he shook her hands and took another look she reminded him of her, the doctor was about 35, 5'7 high, and had long wispy brown hair all tied up in a bun, " ok then Master Chief how are you feeling" enquired the physician, "well I have been fighting for a 7 days straight ma am but other wise I'm fine", the physician then ordered him to take his helmet off, and he did it was a bit of shock to think this warrior, was human underneath he was one of them, the physician looked at the Master Chief, and noticed that he was a bit fatigued by the non-stop war, so the physician recommended that the Master Chief get plentiful rest, and once his ready, to have meal so to replenish himself, the chief took the recommendation, and was escorted to a bed by the two nurses, with the physician following behind them, once the nurses helped him onto the bed, the physician looked at him and gave him a reassuring tap on the shoulder, but when she did that she felt something invisible, so she tapped him harder on the shoulder and was surprised to see it crackle across his shoulder, just before she left she told the Master Chief that captain said if he had anything that might help him, understand what happened here, the Master Chief picked up his helmet and withdrew a small credit card sized disc, and placed it on the physician's hands, the physician wondered what was it, he explained to her that this disc was the AI Cortana, she will explain what happened back there, the physician then asked one of the marine who was guarding the medic bay to come over, "ok marine take this disc to the bridge and give it to the captain personally and tell him this disc is the AI Cortana, she will explain the incident ok", he gave a salute to the physician "yes ma am", and made best speed towards the bridge, the physician then gave a smile at the Master Chief and told him to sleep like a mother would tell her kids, and went back to see the rest of the sick on medic bay, the Master Chief then straight away went to sleep.

As the Master Chief went to sleep, the two nurses watched over this still Spartan, and it wasn't long before, lust started to set in, the two nurses were looking at him intently, licking there lips. Nurse Kim is 25 5'6 blond hair and looked slim but curvy, she took good care of herself, her other friend Nurse Norah, was 27 5'7 brunette she too had a fine figure,

Nurse Kim: Oh my god he is so nice in the most primal way, I can't believe this guy Is human! (Laughter)

Nurse Norah: I know how you feel, there something about that sooo, god I can't even put my finger on it.

Nurse Kim: you know what Norah, I need to tell you something when I first heard about the Spartans, I found them so alluring mysterious and dangerous, I mean I couldn't believe that I was having these (whispering it in Norah's ears) sexy dreams about me having sex with these Spartans, and now we have one on board this ship, and I want him I want to ravage that Spartan. Oh my god when we was escorting him, back here you know how much I had to restrain myself, I wanted to rip that damn suit, and just fuck him I'm feeling so horny around him.

Nurse Norah: (lol) oh my god you dirty girl, anyway what makes you think he wants to sleep with you, I think I could give him all the love he wants, to be honest I'm kinda thinking what he must look like underneath that suit, he must have a the most perfect body ever, god he would be so yummy. Anyway it's not like we can have sex with the guy, he is like 8'' high we'd be like kids to him with the height his got.

Nurse Kim: you know what when he wakes up I'm gonna see if I can make him take his suit off, and show him the quarters and the shower and the bed especially (she is stroking her chest), and whenever he goes to the shower, I'm gonna be there and then I'll invite myself to his bed, and let him screw me all night. I so want to be his girlfriend badly (looking at the Master Chief lovingly).

Nurse Norah: well Kim bad news first UNSC regulation has it that you cannot have sexual relationship with a Spartan, and even if you wanted to have sex with him, you will probably never walk again, you know how strong he is he can go for hours.

Nurse Kim: (getting all giddy and jumpy) I know and you know what, I don't care about the UNSC regulation, I will sleep with him and he will love me (sounding a little desperate and psychotic).

Nurse Norah: well I want him too you know Kim we both can't have him, and anyway I'm older than you I can teach him stuff. And I'm stronger I can survive him fucking me, whereas you he will fuck you so hard he'll probably snap your pelvis.

Nurse Kim: whatever Norah, we'll see who he likes the most, and as for the pelvis thing fuck you, I'm strong as you, and anyway his a disciplined guy, if I tell him to slow down, he'll slow down, and just because your older doesn't mean he wants you, I'm younger and sexier, and I'll give him everything he wants, I'll do whatever he wants.

They both looked at each other, and at exactly the same time they looked at him and said "HIS MINE!" loudly, the physician then went to check what the commotion was all about, "ahem ladies the Master Chief is supposed to be asleep, not here to hear your chatter, and nurses try to be a bit more professional not act like teen girls with huge crushes", both the nurses apologised then, they asked who was gonna show him his quarters and what about the suit will it come off, the doctor then looked at them with a non plussed look and said "you both can show him his quarters, and as for the suit to come off I have some of the engineers to look at him later on maybe Cortana can tell us how to take it off, other than that ladies please keep your urges for him down to a minimum, need I remind you what you say, might get you in trouble.", both the nurses apologised and the doctor went back to work, the chatter again discussing who is gonna show what, and not too long they both started bitching about whose having him.

CAUGHT IN A BEAR TRAP

The marine arrived on the bridge " Captain sir I have something to give you sir", the captain looked from his "what is it marine", the marine then walked forward and handed him a disc, and explained to him that this disc is carrying the AI Cortana, and that she will be able to explain what happened in Threshold's vicinity. The captain then looked at marine, "thank you marine, ok then go back to your duties", the marine then dutifully saluted him "yes sir", and headed back towards his guarding post, at the medic bay. The captain looked at the disc for a few seconds, then told one of the technicians, to put this disc in the control panel, few seconds later a hologram of Cortana appeared, "oooh my wow I'm in a ship, this feels different bit more spacious than that tin can suit, oh sorry so you must be the captain of this fine ship"
The captain smile and said, "yes I' am so how are you, and I was just wondering what the hell happened here", then Cortana looked at him and started to explain about the events of halo, about how it was called a fortress world, that former race called the Forerunners who built this world, how Keyes released the flood a mutant race, and the amazing architecture, and that there is a possibility that they may be more than one Halo. And also that in the end they had to blow up the whole Halo. After listening to all of the events that happened, he looked at Cortana,
"I guess the end justify the means, well Cortana you did what needed to be done, thank you for telling me what happened, I was wondering the ship's doctor has been asking me how to take the suit off so to give him a thorough medical check can you tell us how."
Cortana replied "well captain sir the suit cant be taken due to the fact that, you don't have the necessary equipment, and even if you did sir, this will compromise the shields on the MJOLNIR armour, but rest assured sir, while we was on the Longsword I did look up on his health status, he is fine sir,"
"Ok then thank you Cortana, Honey where is the Master Chief." Then a hologram of honey appeared "sir the Master Chief is in his quarters would you like me to send him to you."
"No that's fine, Cortana if you want you may keep your Spartan company." The captain said, Cortana glad of hearing that then disappeared and headed towards the Master Chief's quarter.

"Well well Master Chief it seems like you have company, can't even leave you alone and already you have a harem of girls", the Master Chief had a little smile,
"Don't worry Cortana they are just showing me around."
"Well that's not the point Master Chief I could've done that you didn't need two nurses for that." Cortana sounding a little jealous, nurse Kim and Norah whilst stumbling and doing all things that women do to get attention of man, much to the chagrin of the Cortana, after the nurses showed the Master Chief around Kim bravely asks Master Chief about his suit.
"So Master Chief I was wondering will you take your suit off, it's just that when you sleep it might be more comfortable for you." The master chief then thought about the question, " well Nurse Kim I don't think I can take the suit as you do not have the necessary facilities or equipment, but I' am sure I will be able to sleep ma am." the nurse looked like as if all her dreams of having a intimate contact with the Spartan dashed,
"Ok Master Chief do you like have a girlfriend?" then Nurse Kim's cheeks then went red like a rose, the Master Chief was slightly surprised by the blushing.
"Well can you tell me what is a girlfriend I' am not familiar with the word."
Then Nurse Kim beamed a smile, she walked a little closer to him and said,
" It's sort of like a relationship, which is intimate and personal between a man and a woman, like for instant I can be your girlfriend, and as my job I have to support you and keep you happy take care of you, and when we have time share a special intimate bond in a room like this." The Master Chief thought about it, and said nothing of it, as he wasn't trained for situation like this, then Cortana stepped sounding very annoyed by the advances made by the young nurse, then replies "nurse Kim thank you for showing the Master Chief the quarters, and may I remind you that he is a Spartan, and you don't know him like I do, he is under my care not yours, so stay away from him Kim." Kim realising that she is jealous, then sharply replied "listen I'll do what I want your just an AI, I'll give him things you can't", nurse Kim then looked at him "Master Chief if you ever want some female company in this room all you have to do is call for me, ok and I'll be here before you know it." And then just before the two nurses left, nurse Norah quickly gave the room number, to the Master Chief and told him to come in whenever he wanted.

The Master Chief looked around and sat on his bed, Cortana looked at him and wanted to say something to him, but decided not to, back at the bridge. Captain Khader once again felt silent, all he could hear was the bridge humming and everyone silently doing there work, "honey announce the crews to make there way to cryo-sleep, except the master chief please." honey looked around and within seconds everyone started moving towards the cryo chambers,
"honey plot a course for the Alpha Omega Lazarus system"
"Yes sir"
"Oh and call the master chief to the bridge I need to talk to him", few minutes later the master chief appeared on the bridge, "ahh master chief sit down need to talk",
The master chief sat down and listened to what the captain had to said.
" well master chief right now your wondering why we are heading towards another system knowing that the covenant destroyed nearly all of them, well there's one system they forgot, it's called Alpha Omega Lazarus system., well to be honest it's nowhere in UNSC controlled space, it literally sits right outside of that fence, you see before the covies decided to wipe us out, ONI had decided that a new launch pad would be needed to further expand the UNSC Controlled space, and I was one of the few who was doing the work for the new planet, and when we found out about the covies, ONI had it wiped out from all records, so officially it doesn't exist, but we know, it does during the war, ONI was moving hundred of personnel including young Spartans like yourself" the captain smiled.
"Master Chief we will be docking at that planet, ONI wanted to call it NEW REACH, but during the war, they decided to call it REPRISE, hopefully by the time we get there, we might have made some advances in understanding those fucks."
The captain stood looked at him and told him to make his way to cryo-chamber, and gave him a salute, the master chief gave one back and headed towards the cryo chamber. The captain then sat down on his chair, and looked towards the empty black ness of slipstream space,
"sir would you like me to get your cryo-chamber ready sir, this is a long journey"
Honey informed, the captain looked at the hologram, and declined telling her that he'll stay on board, and then reclined himself in silence has his ship made it's way to REPRISE.

TITANIUM-A BELLS AND LETHAL WHISTLES

"Captain Sir wake up", honey said, Captain Foyez wakes up from his sleep on the bridge, "all the crew have woken up sir and making their way towards their stations, and we will be approaching REPRISE in 40 mins sir" honey informed.

The captain rubbing his eyes asked honey what the status of Master Chief is, honey informed him that he is fine and is currently going through the armoury, the captain then told her, that he was making his way back to the cabin to freshen up and tell the crew to start dock when they get to REPRISE.

After 40mins the both the destroyer and the frigate, docked at REPRISE. The captain then headed towards the hangar and saw the master chief, the captain walked up to him, "well master chief it has been an honour to have you onboard my ship but, now that we are here you will need to meet the spooks at ONI and they will, sort you out with new equipment and if you want to know anything ask them they'll probably know." The captain informed he looked at him and gave a salute to him and the master chief returned one and left him to his own devices as the captain went to head towards the shuttle pod Tucker. When he heard Lt Carsons on the intercom
"sir we just got given a order by Admiral Anderson he wants you to go the repair station now", the captain acknowledging the order, left the hangar and made his way to the station".
Captain Khader docked at the repair station Nylund, when he got of the pod Admiral Anderson was there waiting,
"hello son how are ya"
The captain smiled and replied "I'm doing fine sir I told the master chief that he should report to ONI, so tell me the bad news"
The admiral had a little chuckle, "I like your sarcasm captain in terms of bad news the covenant is still looking for her (earth), and the really bad news son is that, A your gonna get yourself some of the most dangerous bells and whistles so far and, B once done with that make your way towards earth, we need to shore up her defences and I sure as hell will die protecting her." The captain understanding, gave a salute to the admiral and just as he left the admiral had one more thing to say,
"Captain since you found the master chief once we have upgraded him, I want you take him to earth he'll do the rest on his own." Captain Khaders understood and made his way towards the shuttle back when he heard on the tannoy, that he needed to report to Dr Hisel, about his ship.

"What wrong with her doc" the captain demanded, the doctor looked at him and laughed,
"oh calm down sir nothing wrong with actually she should be more or a better state than she is now, I've tinkered with your ship and my oh my I really need to tell you this might give you more strategic option to fight the covenant."
The captain gave the doc a weird look and cautiously told him to proceed,
"ok then first lets get on the shuttle pod I need to show you, what sort of bells and whistle I have added." Informed the doctor, the captain and the Dr then went on board the shuttle pod and started to explain the upgrades to him.
Dr: captain do you notice anything sir?

Capt: yeah they are fitting battle plates, and I see a lot of blinking lights being added, and wait! What the hell are they doing with my MACS?"

Dr: oh calm down captain, don't worry were upgrading your MAC's to brand new A-MAC's, you see we have made some significant improvements on it, for instant were replacing the loading mechanism with something entirely new this time round, you know before you guys were only able to fire one at a time, well this time built it so that it can fire up to eight rounds in one go, and reload just as quick, and captain since you sport two MAC's, that means awful lot of firepower, good huh?

Capt: god, I mean wow, ok tell me, are we still using the same rounds on the MAC's?

Dr: oh here comes the real McCoy on this, we recently been developing brand new MAC rounds, and one of the pride and joy being the Penetrator round, oh boy you know essentially it's a standard round with a Havok Type2 in the centre, and also we managed to fit a special shield system on it, similar to the one that the Spartans use.

Capt: wow a MAC round with shields, god this is fantastic I mean I was wondering, the covenants have shields would it be able to penetrate the shields.

Dr: totally you see when you fire these special rounds what happens is that, as it travels to the intended ship it works work what the shield harmonics frequencies are, and then matches it, so when it comes in contact with the shield it passes through the shield, buries it self inside the ship and BOOM!, those covenant will get fried inside their own shield. Oh but I have to tell you FLEETCOM said that your only gonna be issued with a few of them the rest are being diverted so that can be used on they, orbitals on earth and here. Also we have improved the damage capability of the standard MAC round. Oh yeah we have built brand new Archer Type 3 missiles, they travel much more faster, counter jamming systems courtesy of the covenant, and now recognise incoming shot, so they can at least have chance of dodging them, and now they pack more in terms of damage.

Capt: well doc looks like this is more than I was expecting, oh I was just wondering, these blinking light that are being fitted on the ship, are they trying to light my ship up like a Christmas tree, or there's some madness to the method.

Dr: (lol) well captain Christmas trees don't have shields.

Capt: holy fuck! My ship got shields, holy I thought you guys gave up reverse engineering covenant shield technology.

Dr: (lol) well you see Capt Keyes left us a disabled covenant ship on a asteroid, and as Reach fell, we manage to salvage the ship and, while tinkering and throwing much mud at the wall, we finally cracked the shield system and now we have it on mass production, and FLEETCOM has decided that all ships are to be now fitted.

Capt: ok I have one worry though is the shield being powered by the main reactor, and what about when I do a jump, will the shields go down or something.

Dr: don't worry Capt when we were building the shields we decided that, it would be wise if they had there own power source, but if you want you can divert more from the main reactor, and increase the shields strengths, also we made significant improvements on like for instant when the shields start taking hits unlike the covenant, whose shields would flicker and then die, ours are like the Spartans, in that it would eventually recharge it self, though it will depend on how hard a hit it takes.

Capt: (lol) god this fantastic, I can see so many horizons opening up now, ok what else have you cooked up?

Dr: well ok first of all your reactors have been given a overhaul in that, they are now fitted with Pillar of Autumn's supercharger, and the speed of the ship has now increased by some 30%, and also recently UNSC Navigational engineers, recently said that they are making breakthrough in how the covenant do those wonderful Intrasystem jumps, and well since they are getting close the research they did gather have improved the navigation systems that exist already and the shaw-fujikawa generator been through some makeovers, your jumping accuracy has shot up by 40%, and if you really have to do pinpoint jumps I must remind you will leave yourself vulnerable, since it requires a large amount energy.

Capt: wow pinpoint jumps, more accurate slipstreaming, god I just hope this development isn't too little too late. Well anymore surprises or that's all of it.

Dr: nearly done, you know the battle plates that are being installed, well they have been treated so to speak.

Capt: treated?

Dr: yeah you see what we have done with the Titanium-A is that we managed to polarize the plates, and boy you would be surprised by what they can handle this time.

Capt: how did you polarize the plates?

Dr: oh it was an accident you see when the shield system comes online, it causes the battle plates on the ship to get polarized, we tried to look into the causes but we haven't quite pinned it down, but the interesting thing it does though is that, when ever plasma hits the plates, instead of doing what it did before which was take the shot and leaving behind a big hole, this time it spreads the damage across the plates, but I must warn you I'm not sure how many shots, it can take before it buckles.

Dr: oh I recently read your specification, for the ships but what the hell you want to do with a battering ram, and two long streaks of crimson war paint on the, on the port and starboard side. Well captain usually you wouldn't getting the luxury of getting those, but I have done some things and voila.

The captain looked at his new ship and was mightily proud to see his ship, now all ready and more than capable of handling the covenant, the captain for once allowed himself the luxury of having a smirk, he took the shuttle pod back to the repair station and thanked the doctor for upgrades, just as the captain was heading back towards his ship, the doctor wanted to know why he wanted the battering ram,
The captain smiled and said, "Well I want the covenant to know that, I ain't scared of them, and if they think they can beat me let me see if they dodge my ship, I'll take one down before they kill me." And then laughed the Dr gave a hesitant laugh and bid farewell to the captain.

MY WIFES ON THAT PLANET AND IT'S THE ALAMO OVER THERE

"Welcome back sir" announced Honey, the captain now feeling cheerful look at her gave a wink at her, he saw everyone on the bridge and he was proud to see all the crew, fully recuperated and ready for duty once again,
"Honey where's the master chief" the captain asked, honey then informed the captain that he was at medical bay, the nurses are checking him over.

The master chief walks in with the brand new mark VI, and then sees Nurse Kim.
"Oh hi master chief I- didn't think you come back onboard" feeling very blushed
"how can I help you?", the master chief then said that he was here so that she can run diagnostic on him, she tells him to take his helmet off, and then starts with checking his eyes, she stared at them for a long time, slowly being taken in she starts stroking his cheeks so soft and cold, the master chief wasn't sure what she was doing but didn't give it a second thought, she quickly tore away from his eyes, and then told him to sit down on the bed, he sat down and then, "why don't you ever take your suit off mater chief" the nurse wanted to know, "well Nurse Kim it's ok I have been check by the nurses already, and they gave me the all clear" informed the Master chief, "well they may have checked you up but I still wanted to do that" Nurse Kim sounding a little annoyed. She looked at him and said "Master Chief let me be your girlfriend please?" she pleaded quietly, the Master Chief then said that he couldn't and it was against Spartan code of conduct, he cannot form any sort of emotional or physical relationship, outside of his unit and anyway he said, "anyway this might compromise your ability as a nurse and it will get you into trouble."
The nurse quickly got on his lap facing him, the master chief was somewhat startled by it, he has never been this close to a woman, he wanted to do something but couldn't, and in the end she quickly gave the Master Chief a long kiss on lips, the master chief couldn't quite comprehend what had happened, she then let go her grip of him and said, "we can keep this a secret, no one needs to know master chief I promise you.", she got of him put her hands on his chest, " master chief come back alive ok, I really need to talk to you, you can leave now JOHN." The master chief got up put his helmet on, looked at nurse and all the details about her came up on his HUD, he kept the details of her and went off.

Back at the bridge Captain Khader looked at the camera and saw several other UNSC ships and saw the entire shield lighting up and then turning invisible, he smiled and asked honey what the status of the ship is,
"Well sir the new A-MACS are now fully operational and hot sir, all the SHIVA warheads safety locks removed and the new ARCHERS armed and ready." The captain then asked honey if they were ready to go.
"Sir approaching saturation velocity", she told the captain. "Shaw-Fujikawa Translight generator online, new course available." The captain got up looked at the photo of his wife, "honey make a heading towards earth". And slowly all the UNSC ships made their way towards earth, armed with a renewed hope the captain looked at the plaque that was on the bridge, he smiled at the motto and gave a small gesture to it, he knew should the covenant ever ask for anything, this is what he will say,
Molon Labe or in English, "COME AND GET THEM".





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