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MC - Saviour of the Universe (A Parody)
Posted By: Commander Demitri Wolf<evo_343@hotmail.com>
Date: 7 February 2005, 5:42 AM


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MC - Saviour of the Universe

A.N. This is a parody of one of my favourite Queen songs, Flash. Enjoy.

MC, ah-ah, Saviour of the Universe,
MC, ah-ah, he'll save every one of us.

Seemingly there is no reason for this extraordinary intergalactic upset, (What's happening Chief?) only Dr. Catherine Halsey, currently of ONI, has provided any explanation.

MC, ah-ah, he's a miracle,

This morning's attack on an Outer Colony is definite cause for alarm.

MC, ah-ah, King of the Impossible,
He's for every one of us, die for anyone of us,
He'll wipe the Covenant from the universe, our Chief.

Noble Truth, the Demon approaches. What, the Demon approaches? Open fire, plasma weapons! Dispatch the Phantoms and bring back his body.

MC, ah-ah.

Johnson's alive!

MC, ah-ah, he'll save every one of us,
He's a Spartan, the only one left,
He's, nothing but a Spartan, with an SMG,
He's gonna save the Earth, from the Covenant,
Oh-oh oh oh, oh oh-oh oh.

Chief, Chief! I've lost your signal...





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