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We Will Frag You
Posted By: Chuckles
Date: 18 September 2004, 8:10 AM


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This is a parody I wrote after the Grand Rapids Frag Pile answered a CTF challenge from another gaming group called the Noobian Starfighters. Great bunch of guys, so don't laugh at the name. We whupped 'em 8-0. It was also a grudge match, but that's another story.


WE WILL FRAG YOU (a parody of We Will Rock You by Queen)

Buddy you're a noob, make a big noise
Playin' real sweet, gonna beat the FragPile someday
We got run of your base
You big disgrace
Kickin' your clan all over the place
Singin'

We will we will frag you
We will we will frag you

Buddy you're a game fan new clan
nOObian elite, gonna take on the Pile today
Shotgun in yo' face
You big disgrace
We're runnin' your flag over to our base
Singin'

We will we will frag you
We will we will frag you

Buddy you're real cold man, poor LAN
Better close your eyes, as I feed you a frag-grenade
You got none of yo' face
Big disgrace
Somebody just blew you all over your base

We will we will frag you
We will we will frag you

C.T. Clown





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