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Once In A Lifetime Offer -MC Rap-
Posted By: AmokTheClown<amok_84@hotmail.com>
Date: 16 December 2003, 8:50 AM


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Once In A Lifetime Offer



Pull the pin,
Throw the smoking grenade
Another lightning raid,
Here's your fragment first aid
Hit the instant replay, what a bad trade
Yes John, but other then that
Well played

I got the drop on you,
I know you knew I knew
You don't have to prove,
I don't wanna know the truth
Damn straight, I'm new and improved
Well, which one is it? I gotta go
Choose

Right here, call now,
A once in a lifetime offer
Look at that armor
It's a fucking bullet stopper
But wait, there's more
Not for your average shopper
Guaranteed not to bore
It's a real showstopper

Did we mention built into this system
Is a deflective shield?
So you've a higher chance of contesting
The covenant while you're in the field
Issuing out the pain, usually consisting
Of rockets and grenades
So there is no point resisting

Included in this great package
Is a green coat of paint
I assure you customers
It's not for the faint
But if you are unsatisfied
Just register your complaint
With one of our qualified consumer representatives
Who'll state

So you worried with the color?
It's alright
Simply purchase yourself another
Yes, you're right
There's only one other
It owned by the MC
And he is one mean mother

He the one with the skills
On the ground
Racking up all the kills
Don't hide, you'll be found
And you'll see how it feels
To see the end, sound
Light and color reels

Catalogued, classed, coded and stated
Classified...
Pronunciated
You can't help but feel
A little bit jaded
You glass our planet
Only to be deflated

This rhyme has been given
An adults only rating
Punishment will commence
With regular trading
We have the defense
And will be the ones stating
It's as good as past tense
Our victory that is, no debating.





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