Ode To Lag
Posted By: A Furry Cheetah<BlackPressInc@gmail.com>
Date: 9 May 2005, 2:42 PM
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The Ode to Lag
O Halo 2, WTF is up with you? Your beautiful graphic and horrible lag Make me so happy and make me so sad
As I walk across coagulation in the beautiful fall I magically find myself smeared on a wall Some days I'll be in my grove When I think the connections smooth Randomly the enemy will appear in mass Surround my body and kick my, butt
Bungie you've made a beautiful game Halo 2 has earned great fame So take some of your 2 billion And buy new servers that support many millions
Because I'm sick of missing with the sword And sniping at teleporting enemies is making me bored Everyone online just seems to be jerks Guess you shouldn't run servers on Microsoft Works
Don't get me wrong, Halo 2 is so great But it sucks being killed by people named MasterD3Bat3 So please fix your servers as fast as you can Because Halo 2 is the best game in the land
--Scotty Jones
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