Grandma Beat Me Down With a Magnum
Posted By: Master Chief Spartan- 117<MCSHavok331@aol.com>
Date: 22 October 2005, 5:25 am
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Grandma beat me down with a Magnum shot me full of lead on Zanzibar. Now some people say that games aren't for seniors, but now even the Admins believe.
She'd been fraggin tons players, and I begged her not to shoot. But she didn't show me any mercy, and she shot me till I lay on the ground.
When they found me the next morning, at the scene of the attack I had bloody holes in my forehead, and incriminating beat marks on my back.
Grandma beat me down with a Magnum shot me full of lead on Zanzibar. Now some people say that games aren't for seniors, but now even the Admins believe.
Now we're all so proud of Grandpa, He's been taking this so well. See him in there watching football, Drinking beer and playing cards with MCC.
It's not a game with my Grandma, She'll shoot you in the darn back. And we just can't help but wonder should we blast her with some rockets in the feet?
Grandma beat me down with a Magnum shot me full of lead on Zanzibar. Now some people say that games aren't for seniors, but now even the Admins believe.
Now the Rocket's fully loaded and she out in the open (ahhhhh!) And her blue and silver armor, covered in active camo and over shields.
I've warned all my friends and buddies, Better watch out for her. They should never give a magnum, To a girl who beats down guys, send them to hell.
Sing it, Grandpa!
Grandma beat me down with a Magnum shot me full of lead on Zanzibar. Now some people say that games aren't for seniors, but now even the Admins believe.
Note: I'm probably gonna be recording this one and trying to find a way to submit it. Any suggestions as to how to get it on HBO?
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