SpecOps Star (parody)
Posted By: Chuckles
Date: 2 November 2007, 5:59 am
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SpecOps Star
(A parody of "Rockstar" by Nickelback)
I'm through with the standard line
that the Covenant's closin' in
It's like the bottom of the ninth
and we're never gonna win
This war hasn't turned out
quite the way we want it to be
(Tell me what you want)
I want a brand new gun
with an extra load of clips
And some armor I can face plasma in
and a king-size shotty big enough
for greasin' Elites
(Tell me what you need)
I'll need a power charge that's got no limit
and a big dropship with some Spartans in it
Gonna join them in a high–jump
from thirty-seven thousand feet
(Been there done that)
I wanna kick alien butt way past the stars
a smart AI with some good Holo-charm
Somewhere between Leiea and
Mystique is fine for me
(So how ya gonna do it?)
I'm gonna spend my life trainin' in wargames
I'll even cut my hair and augment my frame
[CHORUS]
'Cause we all just wanna be SpecOps stars
And be huge powerhouses who can bench-press cars
The life's not easy, but the rent comes cheap
We'll all stay single 'cause our drive is weak
And we'll fight the Covenant's cruelest stars
And their VIPs on their hover-cars
Every big blue Hunter's
Gonna drop dead there
Every Unggoy baby
With their methane air
Hey, hey I wanna be a SpecOps star
Hey, hey I wanna be a SpecOps star
I wanna be great like Achilles without the hassles
fire eight-gauge rounds that leave big blast-holes
Fry a Drone for laughs
so glad I get my ammo free
(I'll have a rocket launcher on the house)
I'm gonna make my attacks
with the greatest passion
Got a front row seat to a Covenant thrashin'
Gonna storm another Halo that could
blow up our galaxy
(So how ya gonna do it?)
I'm gonna spend my life trainin' in wargames
I'll even cut my hair and augment my frame
[CHORUS]
'Cause we all just wanna be SpecOps stars
And be huge powerhouses who can bench-press cars
The life's not easy, but the rent comes cheap
We'll all stay single 'cause our drive is weak
And we'll fight the Covenant's cruelest stars
And their VIPs on their hover-cars
Every big blue Hunter's
Gonna drop dead there
Every Unggoy baby
With their methane air
And I'll storm into that ring of doom
With the latest weapons blazing and
slay Flood and Brutes
I get through everything
with my lethal style
Everybody's favorite
death-dealer on speed dial
Hey hey, I wanna be a SpecOps star
We're gonna drift so long
And though it offends her
Gonna choose the chill
of a cryo dispenser
Became a closed up loner fighting for so long
I'd lose my mind quickly with that pale blue spawn
[CHORUS]
'Cause we all just wanna be SpecOps stars
And be huge powerhouses who can bench-press cars
The life's not easy, but the rent comes cheap
We'll all stay single 'cause our drive is weak
And we'll fight the Covenant's cruelest stars
And their VIPs on their hover-cars
Every big blue Hunter's
Gonna drop dead there
Every Unggoy baby
With their methane air
And I'll storm into that ring of doom
With the latest weapons blazing and
slay Flood and Brutes
I get through everything
with my lethal style
Everybody's favorite
death-dealer on speed dial
Hey hey, I wanna be a SpecOps star
Hey hey, I wanna be a SpecOps star
C.T. Clown
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